An important part of cinematic history.
Her brOTHERS FACE THOUGHTruly Iconic
why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all
The position of the Hand of the King is quickly becoming Westeros’ equivalent to the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
WHY DOES DARIEN HAVE A HAND PUPPET OF TUXEDO MASK?
Douse yourself in water, and repent!
I couldn’t remember how I had arrived at that dark place. The last thing I recalled was going to a student’s house, a nubile young thing whose beauty stoked the fires of my aging passion.
"How did I get here?" I said quietly, distantly to myself. This dank cave was no place for an esteemed professor of English literature, the most glorious and noble of all the Earth’s tongues.
There was a pool of water, and I washed my face in it. Staring at my reflection, I noticed a cast to my eyes, as if some great thing were floating upon their surface like a person could float upon the Dead Sea.
Suddenly, there she was. My student. The soft, ivory tone of her flesh still stirred something within me.
"You are here," she said cryptically. Something was wrong. Her… curves were in all the wrong places. There, in the darkness, it was as if the contours of her youthful body did not conform to the Euclidean laws of the universe, bending and twisting in ways out of the corners of my eyes. Her head tilted to the side and that mouth opened, revealing teeth and eyes far within…
She wasn’t like other girls, I thought, screaming.
ok but this is marvelous
Reblogging again because that was fucking beautiful
By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
Actually Thor did have to dress as a woman in norse mythology. And he pulled it off so well, the giants thought he was Freyja, a goddess associated with beauty among other things. (the giants had stolen Mjolnir and demanded Freyja become the giant’s wife as payments for the hammer’s return - despite some close calls due to his behavior, Thor was only discovered when mjolnir was given to him as part of the wedding ceremony and he proceeded to kill all the giants.)
hipster zaheer dropping quotes from obscure airbender monks. he’s from a town up north you’ve never heard of. he liked airbending way before anyone else did
Psh, you mainstream dirt bending losers